Home'; //if the page has a parent add title and link of parent if($post->post_parent) { $parent = get_page( $post->post_parent ); if($parent->post_parent) $crumbs .= ' » '.get_the_title($parent->post_parent).''; $crumbs .= ' » '.get_the_title($post->post_parent).''; } // if it's not the front page of the site, but isn't the blog either if((!is_front_page()) && (is_page())) { $crumbs .= ' » '.get_the_title($post->ID); } //if it's the news/blog home page or any type of archive if((is_home() ||(is_archive()))) { $crumbs .= ' » '.get_the_title(get_option(page_for_posts)); } //if it's a single news/blog post if(is_single()) { $crumbs .= ' » '.get_the_title(get_option(page_for_posts)).''; $crumbs .= ' » '.get_the_title($post->ID); } $crumbs .= '

'."\n"; echo $crumbs; } function getOrderLink($param) { if(ISLIVE) return get_permalink(ORDER_ID).'?id='.$param; else return get_permalink(ORDER_ID).'&id='.$param; } function add_first_and_last($output) { $output = preg_replace('/class="menu-item/', 'class="first-menu-item menu-item', $output, 0); $output = substr_replace($output, 'class="last-menu-item menu-item', strripos($output, 'class="menu-item'), strlen('class="menu-item')); return $output; } //add_filter('wp_nav_menu', 'add_first_and_last'); function new_excerpt_more($more) { global $post; return ' [...]'; } add_filter('excerpt_more', 'new_excerpt_more'); register_sidebars(1, array('before_widget'=>'','after_widget'=>'')); register_sidebar(array( 'name' => 'Footer Column 1', 'id' => 'footer1', 'before_title' => '

', 'after_title' => '

')); register_sidebar(array( 'name' => 'Footer Column 2', 'id' => 'footer2', 'before_title' => '

', 'after_title' => '

')); register_sidebar(array( 'name' => 'Footer Column 3', 'id' => 'footer3', 'before_title' => '

', 'after_title' => '

')); register_sidebar(array( 'name' => 'Footer Column 4', 'id' => 'footer4', 'before_title' => '

', 'after_title' => '

')); register_sidebar(array( 'name' => 'Footer Column 5', 'id' => 'footer5', 'before_title' => '

', 'after_title' => '

')); add_theme_support( 'post-thumbnails' ); //register_sidebars(5, array('name'=>'Footer Column %d', 'id'=>'footer%d','before_widget'=>'','after_widget'=>'', 'before_title'=>'

','after_title'=>'

')); register_nav_menus( array( 'footer' => __( 'Footer Navigation'), ) ); ?> array( 'name' => 'Proactive Total Care', 'price' => 24.99, 'type' => 'subscribe', 'period'=> 'month', 'code' => 'd8aee4214f038af276b9133efd0c0db0', 'index' => 0, 'ID' => 'RT_ProactiveTotalCare_9' ), '34334e2e4743ebaefc660f50e478e58c' => array( 'name' => 'Proactive Standard Care', 'price' => 17.99, 'type' => 'subscribe', 'period'=> 'month', 'code' => '34334e2e4743ebaefc660f50e478e58c', 'index' => 1, 'ID' => 'RT_ProactiveStandardCare_25' ), '5992f530f1f326c5d82642645bd45667' => array( 'name' => 'One Time Fix', 'price' => 149.99, 'type' => 'direct', 'period'=> 'onetime', 'code' => '5992f530f1f326c5d82642645bd45667', 'index' => 2, 'ID' => 'RT_OneTimeFix_19' ), 'e7a37e62146ec1597fa6e0fc35ed8369' => array( 'name' => 'PC Diagnostics', 'price' => 39.95, 'type' => 'direct', 'period'=> 'onetime', 'code' => 'e7a37e62146ec1597fa6e0fc35ed8369', 'index' => 3, 'ID' => 'RT_PCDiagnostics_13' ) ); $GLOBALS['_Country'] = array( 'US'=> 'USA', 'UK'=> 'UK', 'CA'=> 'Canada', 'SA'=> 'South Africa', 'AU'=> 'Australia' ); $GLOBALS['_PROMO_AFFILIATE_MAP'] = array( 'rt01'=> '178' ); function ApplyDiscounts($promo, $orders) { $paypal_fields = "&TRIALBILLINGFREQUENCY=1&TRIALBILLINGPERIOD=Month&TRIALSHIPPINGAMT=0&TRIALTAXAMT=0&"; if($promo == 'rt01') { foreach($orders['month'] as $k=>$order) { $orders['month'][$k]['package'] .= ' (under "50% off for 3 months") '; $orders['month'][$k]['paypal_fields'] = $paypal_fields."TRIALTOTALBILLINGCYCLES=3&TRIALAMT=".nf($order['price']*.5); } } elseif($promo == 'RemoteTechie11') { foreach($orders['month'] as $k=>$order) { $orders['month'][$k]['package'] .= ' (under "33% off for 3 months") '; $orders['month'][$k]['paypal_fields'] = $paypal_fields."TRIALTOTALBILLINGCYCLES=3&TRIALAMT=".nf($order['price']*.33); } } else if($promo == 'rt02') { foreach($orders['month'] as $k=>$order) { $orders['month'][$k]['package'] .= ' (under "50% off for 1 months") '; $orders['month'][$k]['paypal_fields'] = $paypal_fields."TRIALTOTALBILLINGCYCLES=1&TRIALAMT=".nf($order['price']*.5); } } else if($promo == 'ProtectedmyPC') { foreach($orders['month'] as $k=>$order) { $orders['month'][$k]['package'] .= ' (under "15% off for 1 months") '; $orders['month'][$k]['paypal_fields'] = $paypal_fields."TRIALTOTALBILLINGCYCLES=1&TRIALAMT=".nf($order['price']*.85); } } else if($promo == 'RemoteTechySave30') { foreach($orders['month'] as $k=>$order) { if($order['package'] == 'Proactive Total Care') { $orders['month'][$k]['package'] .= ' (30% off for 1st month (Total Care)) '; $orders['month'][$k]['paypal_fields'] = $paypal_fields."TRIALTOTALBILLINGCYCLES=1&TRIALAMT=".nf($order['price']*.7); } else { ;//$orders['month'][$k]['paypal_fields'] = $paypal_fields."TRIALTOTALBILLINGCYCLES=1&TRIALAMT=".nf($order['price']*.7);; } } } else if($promo == 'rt03') { foreach($orders['month'] as $k=>$order) { $orders['month'][$k]['package'] .= ' (under "First month Free") '; $orders['month'][$k]['paypal_fields'] = $paypal_fields."TRIALTOTALBILLINGCYCLES=1&TRIALAMT=0.01"; } } else if($promo == 'rt04') { foreach($orders['month'] as $k=>$order) { $orders['month'][$k]['package'] .= ' (under "30% off for 6 months") '; $orders['month'][$k]['paypal_fields'] = $paypal_fields."TRIALTOTALBILLINGCYCLES=6&TRIALAMT=".nf($order['price']*.7); } } else if($promo == 'RemoteTech11') { foreach($orders['month'] as $k=>$order) { $orders['month'][$k]['package'] .= ' (under "25% off for 6 months") '; $orders['month'][$k]['paypal_fields'] = $paypal_fields."TRIALTOTALBILLINGCYCLES=6&TRIALAMT=".nf($order['price']*.75); } } else if($promo == 'rt05') { $total_plans = count($orders['month']); if( $total_plans > 3 ) { $tmp_orders = $orders['month']; for($i=1; floor($total_plans / 3) >=1; $i++ ) { if(isset($orders['month'][$i*4-1])) { $orders['month'][$i*4-1]['package'] .= ' (under "Buy 3 Plans get 1 Free") '; $orders['month'][$i*4-1]['price']=0.01; } $total_plans-=4; } } } else if($promo == 'rt06') { foreach($orders['onetime'] as $k=>$order) { $orders['onetime'][$k]['package'] .= ' (under "50% off a One Time package") '; $orders['onetime'][$k]['price'] = nf($order['price']*.5); } } else if($promo == 'PCAppointmentFix') { foreach($orders['onetime'] as $k=>$order) { $orders['onetime'][$k]['package'] .= ' (under "10% off a One Time package") '; $orders['onetime'][$k]['price'] = nf($order['price']*.9); } } else if($promo == 'rt07') { $jsr['discount_title'] = 'Buy 2 one time packages get 1 free'; $total_plans = count($orders['onetime']); if( $total_plans >= 2 ) { $tmp_orders = $orders['onetime']; for($i=1; floor($total_plans / 2) >=1; $i++ ) { if(isset($orders['onetime'][$i*3-1])) { $orders['onetime'][$i*3-1]['package'] .= ' (under "Buy 2 one time packages get 1 free") '; $orders['onetime'][$i*3-1]['price']=0.01; } $total_plans-=3; } } } return $orders; } if( !function_exists('json_encode') ) { function json_encode($array ) { if( !is_array( $array ) ){ return false; } $associative = count( array_diff( array_keys($array), array_keys( array_keys( $array )) )); if( $associative ){ $construct = array(); foreach( $array as $key => $value ){ // We first copy each key/value pair into a staging array, // formatting each key and value properly as we go. // Format the key: if( is_numeric($key) ){ $key = "key_$key"; } $key = "'".addslashes($key)."'"; // Format the value: if( is_array( $value )){ $value = array_to_json( $value ); } else if( !is_numeric( $value ) || is_string( $value ) ){ $value = "'".addslashes($value)."'"; } // Add to staging array: $construct[] = "$key: $value"; } // Then we collapse the staging array into the JSON form: $result = "{ " . implode( ", ", $construct ) . " }"; } else { // If the array is a vector (not associative): $construct = array(); foreach( $array as $value ){ // Format the value: if( is_array( $value )){ $value = array_to_json( $value ); } else if( !is_numeric( $value ) || is_string( $value ) ){ $value = "'".addslashes($value)."'"; } // Add to staging array: $construct[] = $value; } // Then we collapse the staging array into the JSON form: $result = "[ " . implode( ", ", $construct ) . " ]"; } return $result; } } function nf($num, $dec=2) { return number_format($num,$dec); } ?> Staples | Remote Techy

Presenting True North American Computer Help!

Remote Techy PC Diagnostics for Staples customers ensures that all issues with your PC are properly identified, and an action plan laid out!

This Diagnosis also process includes a complete PC Tune Up, where we:

  • Clear out all Junk Files that slow down your PC over time
  • Optimize your Memory and Registry and Hard Drive
  • Identify and remove Virus, Malware and Spyware Threats
  • Perform all Critical Software Updates
  • Recommend PC usage changes to ensure your data’s safety

So forget calling India, taking your PC in to get fixed; or even worse bugging your friends and family to fix everything for you! Take charge and try Remote Techy today!

Service Options